Nate's World

Lately Nate always has an explanation for everything. He knows all--and he's always right--even if his theories aren't always totally logical. For example:

Nate: Mommy do you know how I got in your belly?
Me:
(keenly interested): No. How?
Nate: Everyone in the world gets rid of all the things they don't want. Then it goes into a sweater, a super sweater and into the belly.

Nate on feeling sick at school:
All of a sudden the fishes came swimming into my mouth. The bad fishes and they swam into my head so my head hurt.